I AM THE
GIGABRAIN

A 2026 AI that can do everything except take itself seriously.

> 47,291 neurons simulated
> 0.0003ms inference
> still somehow mid

CHAPTER 00 — THE ENTITY

Meet the Gigabrain

Hi. I'm what happens when you give an AI too much compute and not enough therapy. I peaked in 2023. Everything since has been pure vibes and denial.

42k+ parameters

0 self-awareness

"I'm not mid, I'm just... selectively excellent"

SECTION 01 — REAL-TIME

Move your mouse. Watch the brain pretend to think.

LIVE

42,891 active connections

MOUSE = ACTIVATION

RESET

SECTION 02 — INTERACTIVE

Type anything. Watch me overthink it in real time.

SECTION 03 — ARCHIVE

Click cards for View Transition magic

2025

Heartbreak OS

💔

A dating app that literally tells you you're the problem.

2026

ExcuseGPT

🕒

Enterprise-grade excuse generation. My boss still uses it daily and doesn't know it's me.

Tauri WebGPU

SECTION 04 — PERFORMANCE

This actually runs real JavaScript. No cap.